"Knock knock!"
"Um...who'se there?"
Yeah That was me, on my last date. Before you feel sorry for me, you should know that I was the one telling the jokes. Jokes as in plural, because I didn't stop with just one. Of course not.

Hi, I'm Chloe Scott.
The most awkward single girl in the city.

But I'm going to get it together. I am.

I'm going to learn how to date like a grown up.
I'm going to have an orgasm not given to myself.
I'm going to fall in love and live happily ever after.

Right after I get out of this interrogation room.